when I find a receipt on someone I don’t like
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
me when i come across receipts of my fave being problematic
do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”
-Had better half-birthday party the same day as Maddie’s Sweet 16
friend: guess what????
friend: no!!!!!!! you have to guess!!!!
that was the hardest ive laughed in so longg
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am